Most beautiful smallest ugliest

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by medical queen (This site is so "educational") on Thursday, 10-May-2007 19:02:04

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, “I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world.”
Tom Thumb said, “I must be the smallest person in the world.”
Quasimodo said, “I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world.”
So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. “It’s official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world.”
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, “I am now officially the smallest person in the world.”
Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says. “Who is Rosie O’Donnell?

Post 2 by frequency (the music man) on Thursday, 10-May-2007 20:50:26

oooo, damn! trump must've made that one up.

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 10-May-2007 22:02:31

Maybe Trump made it up, but it is funny and probably tru.

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 11-May-2007 4:33:15

oooo. hahaha

Post 5 by Unreleased Secrets (Zone BBS Addict) on Sunday, 13-May-2007 16:35:05

Who is Rosie O'Donnell? I don't get it. Either I'm dumb or stupid. What is it supposed to mean.